RealityReceipt
AI life audit

Your life. Itemized. No mercy.

Turn your spending, screen time, sleep, and questionable habits into a brutally honest AI receipt. Get the laugh, spot the pattern, then post the evidence.

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Free to generate. No bank connection required.

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What to expect from RealityReceipt

Honest inputs

You control what goes in. The basic receipt works from your answers, not secret account access.

Funny, not clinical

Expect a playful reality check—not a diagnosis, credit score, or lecture disguised as AI.

Made to share

Every result is composed as a clean visual you can save, crop, and send into the group chat.

From confession to receipt

Three steps to your total damage.

A short audit becomes a personalized snapshot of where your money, hours, and best intentions actually went.

01

Answer the uncomfortable questions

Tell us about your spending, screen time, sleep, habits, entertainment, and social life. No account connections are required for the basic receipt.

02

Let AI itemize the damage

RealityReceipt turns your answers into sharp totals, surprising patterns, and a roast that lands without pretending to be financial or medical advice.

03

Save it. Post it. Regret nothing.

Download a polished, share-ready receipt made for stories, feeds, group chats, and the friend who insists their screen time is normal.

Pick your level of honesty

Start free. Escalate if you dare.

One-time receipts with clear prices—no subscription required.

Basic Receipt

Free

A fast, shareable snapshot of your everyday damage.

  • Money and screen-time totals
  • Habit and sleep highlights
  • Share-ready receipt graphic
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Full Life Audit

$9 one time

For anyone who wants the roast, the pattern, and a practical way back from the chaos.

  • Everything in Basic
  • Spending personality
  • Time-wasting analysis
  • Lifestyle patterns
  • Personalized AI roast
  • Advice and improvement plan
  • Next-year prediction
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Couples Receipt

$12 one time

Put two lifestyles side by side and settle absolutely nothing.

  • Two-person comparison
  • Chaos and spending verdicts
  • Couples share graphic
  • Personalized matchup roast
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Before you confess

Questions, itemized.

The total is waiting

Find out what your year actually cost.

Answer a few questions, get your AI life receipt, and decide whether the group chat deserves to see it.

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